Pick your own wool

Nip + Tuck Farm

It was another fine mess he’d gotten them into

Rhino at the diner

Chris couldn’t ever decide what to wear

He finally got the support he needed.

It was time to Get in Trouble.

He knew he was done for when Slim stopped praying and started gloating.

Fannie in the Fairie Forest

Owl with French Fry #1

It wasn’t that she was conceited. She was just better looking than the average seaworm.

She had never been so insulted in all her life.

The kids screamed at the sight of Santa Claws!

Penguins

What’re you lookin’ at, jackass?

The now-extinct Noodlebird was considered a delicacy in medieval Florence.

It was a nice night for an Evening.

Leo found himself without pants on, only this time, it was no dream.

Jim loved his new vegetable bike

Gutbucket and his Band

From the moment Trixie saw Ed in the pet shop, she knew it was Meant to Be.

King of Clubs

Jack of Diamonds

In her search for a Monarch, she had only found caterpillars.

The first time Steve ever saw one, it had a strange little creature tethered to its neck

An afternoon at the Club with Pop, Chip, and Sully

Adult breeding College Bird

Non-migrating bird

Suddenly, Bob’s weeklong streak of dry diapers came to an end.

Hugh Heifer

Come here, Big Boy

He expected to be pleasantly surprised

Suddenly, Bobo’s weeklong streak of dry diapers came to an end

Rupert had his post-prandial snifter in the trophy room

Alice couldn’t wait for her blind date to arrive.

Entitled #1

Sure he looked good, but he felt Fabulous

The Champ

Johnny Rotten

In the bottom of the 9th, Honcho and the boys were still ahead of the Torsos

Their love defied the odds

To Bill, it was a pleasure just to be sitting at the dinner table

It was the broken taillight that gave him away

By day, the world-famous duet Catbird were known as ‘Frisky’ and ‘Pixie Tinkles’

He’d found the best hiding place ever

He didn’t care what anyone else thought

Between the new dress, new shoes, and new glass of wine, she felt like a brand-new bird

Sailing! Takes me away, to where I’m going

There was nothing Wirma enjoyed more than a plate of hot peas.

Silent Butler

Dumb waiter

Lazy Susan

Even at 60, she was considered the Face of Oil of Olay

Bob was well-groomed, but it was the moon that made her swoon

Dog train

Safari

Old Friends

In the old days, joeys also rode in the pockets of unemployed kangaroo clowns

Unexpected guest

Glad to see you